Tuesday, February 17, 2009

...and that's the ethiopian shim sham!

16 February 2009

…So I totally ended up singing at the jazz club last night! I thought there was like a 20% chance that they would let me sing without having ever heard me, but as soon as I walked in the guys from the previous week recognized me and asked if I was singing. I sang “Summertime,” and did just fine until the solos. Coen, the pianist, did his solo and I came back in just fine but I botched the words at the end. It wasn’t too big a deal, though. They had my back, and we just ended the song. Then, a few glasses of wine later, they asked me to sing again and I had the lyrics for “Fever” with me, so I sang that one. It was awesome. So fun. They all asked if I'd be back, and I think if you know me you know the answer to that question.....I’ll be singing regularly....haha! I just have to find a music store where I can buy the music for other songs. ☺ SO awesome.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

12-15 February 2009

Milan, Martina, and Marissa: here I come! Thursday after class, I packed up all my stuff for the weekend and Kyle, Chris, Nick and I headed to the train station to catch the train to Brussels Charleroi Airport to begin our Italian adventure. And the trip to Milan was quite a stressful adventure. Once we got to the Maastricht train station, things started going wrong. First of all, it’s important to note that we left The Guesthouse at 3pm for a 7:20pm flight. We should not have had an issue, but we also should have checked the train schedule before we left.

The first thing that went wrong was that we arrived at the train station at about 3:15. The last train heading to Belgium had just left at 3:09. So now we had to wait until 4:09 for the next train. We get on the train at 4:09 and as we get off the train in Liege to catch our connection we see the name of our train on the screen but the train is nowhere to be found. It left the station just a minute early or else the clock in the station was a minute slow, but either way we missed it. Now there wasn’t going to be another train going straight to Charleroi until way past the time we had to check in. (On Ryan Air, they close check in for any given flight 40 minutes prior to takeoff—even if you’re not checking luggage. Damn those discounting fools.) So we asked this French-Asian-Belgian train conductor what we should do and we thought he told us to take the next train to Namur and then go to Charleroi from there. We were now cutting it so outrageously close that we were in serious danger of missing our flight altogether. We just had to hope that we would get into Namur and be able to jump right on the train to Charleroi because we knew there was also a shuttle situation from the Charleroi train station to the Charleroi airport. We got on the train to Namur and this really nice Belgian girl who spoke English assured us that we were indeed on the correct path to get to the airport. When we got to Namur we ran to the screen to see where the next train to Charleroi was going to be and learned that it had just left five minutes before. Unbelievable! At this point it was either cut our losses and go back to Maastricht with our tails between our legs having missed our flight and eaten 100 euro or take a chance on an incredibly expensive cab ride to the airport. We had no idea how far the airport was, but we figured that between the four of us, the cab ride wouldn’t be too awful. Plus, we weren’t ready to give up on our trip just yet. Luckily the cab ride wasn’t awful. It ended up being a little over 60 euro, and we made it to the airport just in time to check in (ten minutes to spare even!). We figured out the gate situation in this incredibly crazy airport and boarded the plane where I immediately passed out in my seat before we even took off. (What can I say? I was stressed. Sleep is my escape mechanism…) I woke up in Milan an hour and a half later and stumbled down the stairs from the plane onto the tarmac. (yes, the tarmac…) We made it to the shuttle and then to Milan without too much trouble and Marissa met us at the Central Station. It was SO great to see her. ☺

After we dropped our stuff off at Marissa’s apartment, we went to Bar Magenta to have some dinner. Thursdays are Coyote Ugly at that bar, and so there was a couple of girls and an effeminate man dancing on the bar. It wasn’t actually all that Coyote-Ugly-ish. After dinner, we went for our first gelato (the first of MANY) at Milan’s best gelato spot, Chocolat. Gelato. Is. The. Most. Incredible. Thing. It’s like ice cream but a thousand times better. But I’m getting ahead of myself. On the way to Chocolat, we finally met up with Martina! It was SO crazy to see her. I think it had been five years since she was in The States, and it was just amazing to hang out with her again. It was like no time had passed at all. After Gelato, Marissa went home because she had class in the morning, and Martina showed us around the city.

She showed us the castle, which is amazing. It’s literally a castle, complete with moat. Well, it’s a non-operational moat currently, but it’s definitely a moat. So cool. We saw the Duomo, which is the third largest church in the world. It’s so beautiful. Martina said that they had just finished doing some upkeep on it and that it had been covered for three years. I’m so glad I got to see it. It’s gorgeous. Martina showed us some outrageously expensive shops (it is Milan after all) and then we hit a late night pizza place before we headed back to Marissa’s for the night.

The next day we slept in a bit, and then went for a walk with Marissa. We went down to the castle to see it in the day and had our first taste of sunlight in a while. I didn’t realize how much I missed the sun here in rainy Maastricht! The castle actually has a huge park inside it and behind it, so we walked around there for a while and enjoyed the gorgeous weather.

Friday night, we enjoyed a few bottles of wine and then headed out to an apperativo (not sure that’s spelled correctly) at a really fancy place called Noon. I’ve never seen so many fancy cars in one place as I saw parked outside this joint. Apperativo is where you pay 8 euro for one drink and all you can eat from the buffet. Can you say heck yes? After Noon, we went to a club called Alcatraz that was having International night. (No cover, two drinks for 10 euro…hey yeah!) There was a band playing that was pretty fun. When the band was done playing, this huge curtain opened and behind it was a dance floor on different levels with girls dancing in cages and fog and all sorts of fun stuff. It was crazy. And I’m proud of myself for remembering as much as I have remembered here. I also remember my feet hurting a lot, but otherwise…hahaha…We did make it home by cab and that is all that I care to mention about the rest of that evening. I fell asleep and woke up at the crack of noon the next day. All was well.

After consuming my first McDonalds abroad, we decided to go shopping on Saturday. We tooled around Milan and then had some AMAZING Italian food. The restaurant was just this random place we walked past and they told us we only had 45 minutes to eat and leave because our table was reserved for 8:00. But it was SO worth it. I had this pasta with lobster for 15 euro (kind of a splurge, but it sounded amazing). I was expecting, you know, pieces of lobster with noodles and sauce. I was amazed when the waiter brought out an ENTIRE lobster with my plate of pasta. It was the most delicious thing I have ever eaten. Oh my gosh. (Except the gelato that we kept eating every time we passed Chocolat…) Martina had told Marissa and I about a play that was going on near her house, but we were too late by this point to make it to the show unfortunately. We went back to Marissa’s apartment and decided to have a chill night. The boys watched movies, Marissa and I watched SNL from a couple weeks before. But then Martina called.

I can’t say no to that girl! So, I left everyone else at home (they were pooped and we had to be out the door by 0540 the next morning—I’m just a beast I guess…haha) and headed to the Duomo to meet Martina. When I got there she told me to meet her at the Zara on Via Torino. I had no idea where that was, so I (international citizen that I am) found someone and said, “Dove Via Torino?” (I’m not sure that’s right, just so you know, but I was trying to ask where Via Torino was. It worked the guy told me…whatever! When I told Martina she said, “Brava!” so I win!) I found Martina and we headed off to her friend Monica’s house. Monica had made this amazing dish. I have no idea what it was, but it was so delicious. After we hung out there for a while, Monica, Alessandra, Martina, and I headed out to go to the club. I will at this point remind everyone that Milan is the fashion capital of Italy, that Martina is unbelievably beautiful, that all of Martina’s friends are unbelievably beautiful and tall, and that I am still 5’4” and frumpy. To add to this, as we walked in to the club, Armani Previ, Martina leaned down and said, “Most of these girls in here are professional models.” Awesome. The one and only reason I got into this club was because I was with this cloud of beauty that blinded the doorman to my status as frumpy fourth grader. Another of Martina’s gorgeous friends had a lovely gentleman with her who was picking up the tab for all of us at this really fancy club for our table. So we drank and danced and had a great time. I will also point out that while traveling with only my backpack for weekend trips, I only bring the pair of jeans that I’m wearing and enough shirts and undergarments for the weekend. Needless to say, my attire did not even come close to matching the goddesses in this club. SO funny. SO fun. Armani Previ closed at 3am and Martina, the girls, and the gentleman were ready to hit the next place (no joke—they’re amazing) when I begged off. I had to leave the house at 0540 to catch my plane and I had to get the boys up in the morning, too. So the lovely gentleman put me in a cab and sent me home where I took a quick nap before we had to leave in the morning. I felt like I had just been an extra on the set of an even more fashionable “Sex and the City” episode. I still can hardly believe I was in a place like that looking like I looked. Hahaha…

I woke up in the morning with no issues and we made it to the shuttle to take us to the airport. The metro had been closed unfortunately, but we called a cab and all was well. After another incredibly long journey, we finally made it back to Maastricht. What a whirlwind.

Next weekend Tiff and Sean will be arriving in Frankfurt and we’re going to get to meet all of our German relatives! CRAZY. My life is nuts over here…

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

I vas born in Dusseldorf and zat is vhy zey call me Rolf!

7-8 February 2009

We jumped on a bus to Aachen to catch a train to Cologne on Saturday morning. I didn’t know much about Cologne, but I had heard that it was a neat little city and it wasn’t too expensive to get there so we decided to go for it. We booked a hostel called Station Hostel for Backpackers and when we got off the train, we went to check in. This was a hostel like I had been expecting. It smelled kind of funny, the halls were narrow and slightly creepy, and the bathrooms were communal. I mean, it wasn’t totally gross or anything, but I was really grateful for my sleep sack so I didn’t have to touch the mattress or sheets.

Our first order of business was finding this museum called Schokoladenmuseum. Yes, that’s right. Chocolate museum. But this place ain’t your run of the mill chocolate museum. It’s HUGE, has a mini rain forest where they grow cocoa and coffee and stuff for demonstration purposes, has all these interactive exhibits, and concludes with a really cool demonstration room. The demonstration room also features a gold chocolate fountain that you get to sample. Mmmm….

After the chocolate museum, we went to the Dom cathedral, which is this crazy huge imposing gothic church. It’s really gorgeous. We walked around inside and saw the world’s oldest crucifix. The priests there walk around with these boxes around their necks that I guess are for donations, but it was slightly intimidating. After that, we went back to the hostel and took a quick nap and tried to figure out how to turn on the heat in our freezing cold room.

We decided to walk down by the Rhein and find an authentic little place to get German food. We ended up at this pub where I had the most AMAZINGLY delicious Riesling I’ve ever tasted. We ordered the fried potatoes with applesauce to split because it’s supposed to be a Cologne specialty and it was really good. I had wiener schnitzel for dinner (shout out to Tiff and Grandpa!) and then we headed out to our evening destinations.

The first place we went to was called Papa Joe’s Jazzlokal because who doesn’t love a Jazz club? The place was really cute and packed with older Germans. There was a collage all over the whole place where people had put their business cards. It was really neat. The first song they played was a slightly jazzy version of “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy,” which struck me as funny and ironic in Germany. It was hilarious, though, because all of a sudden the band got on this bluegrass / country kick and started playing all this stuff that was completely NOT jazz. I mean, it was American music, but it was definitely not jazz. They did play a nice version of “Summertime” and a nice version of “Fever” though, which I thoroughly enjoyed. After we finished our last drinks, though, we headed out. There was another bar down the street called Sonderbar that we decided to try. After Sonderbar, Jo and Alix were kind of pooped, so they headed back. Carolyn and I wanted to find this place called Hotel Timp, though. It is a drag cabaret and we thought it looked like tons of fun. So we wandered around trying to find the darn place. We stopped at the Hard Rock to get Jo a t-shirt and ask directions. When we asked the guy for Hotel Timp, he looked at us really funny and asked if we knew what it was. We told him that we knew it was a cabaret and he asked us if we knew what kind of cabaret it was. He seemed very concerned that we didn’t know we were trying to find a drag show. Haha….it was really funny. We finally found Hotel Timp and we saw the performers inside talking to some customers, but both the doors were locked and we couldn’t get in! It was totally bizarre. There were people in there, but the doors were locked. So we never got in, and it was sad. We did end up in some German bar where they were playing only German music though. It was so packed and the people all had their arms around each other and were swaying and singing the songs at the top of their lungs with the cds. It was hilarious. Eventually, though, we did make it back to the hostel in one piece.

The next morning, Carolyn, Alix and I got up to go to the 9am mass at the Dom. It was really interesting to hear the mass given in a different language. I knew what was going on in the service for the most part and it was really interesting to hear the creeds, prayers, etc. in German. After church we got Starbucks (!!) and then headed to Museum Ludwig of contemporary art.

Museum Ludwig was WAY cool. There were quite a few bizarre pieces that made me think, “What?” but for the most part it was just awesome. There is a whole Picasso wing where they have tons and tons of Picassos. A lot of them I would never have guessed were by Picasso, too. It was so neat to see it all like that. There was a really cool Salvador Dali too. I really enjoyed that museum. In the basement, they had a Jonas Mekas exhibit. That dude does video art and it is SO WEIRD. I was sort of creeped out by some of it to be honest. There were these people like mannequins dressed as dancers grabbing themselves and each other and I just didn’t get it. But there was also an Andy Warhol room down there that was really neat to see. All in all it was a really cool museum.

Afterward, we went to see the ruins of a Jewish bath house that was being excavated (really cool!) as well as the House 4711 where cologne originated. We also went to a Gestapo prison museum that was really hard to see. The exhibits were all in German, but it was still hard to see. The actual prison where people were kept is open to the public in the basement and those rooms were just so tiny for so many people to be in them. I was actually really bothered by it. And on that high note, we headed to the train to go back to Maastricht.

9 February 2009

So apparently, Maastricht has a huge jazz scene! There are clubs all over Maastricht that offer jazz one night a week and it’s so much that there is jazz pretty much any time you want it! ☺ So Grayson, Lisa, Christine, and I went out to find the one last night. I may have imbibed some (a bottle) wine and so I was really enjoying it. The singer singled me out and came to sit across from me to sing right to me. Then, because I knew all the words to “Fly Me to the Moon,” the singer and this funny older guy who was at the table with me (who continued to buy me wine…SCORE) asked me to sing and I told them I couldn’t because I’d been drinking too much. They then convinced me that I need to sing next week, and then announced it onstage that I would be singing next week. To be continued on that one I guess….

I’m super stoked that there is so much jazz here though. I LOVE a jazz club. I'll take jazz over a crowded club any day of the week. And luckily in Maastricht it's pretty much every day of the week. :) It’s actually really good jazz here in Maastricht too. No bluegrass or country all night long. Hooray! Hahaha….

Monday, February 2, 2009

You men go to the North! You men go to the South! I'm going to walk around here in a circle for a while...

23-24 January 2009

On Friday the 23rd we (finally!) finished up all of our ‘introduction’ activities. It was a long day because the night before, there was an ESN sponsored pub crawl throughout Maastricht. I drank my fair share (hey! I bought the ticket….might as well use it…) and was up way too late when I had somewhere to be at 8:30am. It was a pretty fun pub crawl though. The last day of intro activities was by far the driest, though. We had to go through a LONG lecture on Problem Based Learning and how it differs from the traditional system. It was not very exciting. Then we had to go through a two-hour practice session of PBL to acquaint ourselves with the process. It was painful, especially on 3 hours of sleep. Finally, the end of the day arrived and Monique brought us our schedules. Unfortunately my Maastricht University (UM) course meets Mondays and Thursdays from 8:30-10:30 am! Ugh. I have never had an 8 am before and I will do my best to never have one again. It’s ugly. It’s not all bad, though, because that means I’m done and free to travel at 10:30 am on Thursdays for the weekend. So that’s pretty sweet.

After we got our schedules Nick, Drew, Kyle, and I walked back to the Guesthouse to pack and get ready for our trip to Amsterdam! I tossed a couple of things in my backpack, grabbed my copy of Let’s Go and headed over to Nick’s room where we ironed out some details. Kyle found this hostel called Hotel Trianon for 16 euro a night and we booked it. It was a little scary because the approval rating of this place online was only 67%, but we figured it would probably be okay. Plus, I just got my nifty sleep sack thing from mom in the mail, so I felt fairly confident that I would remain hostel disease free. We didn’t really have any solid plans beyond that, but after we booked the hostel we jumped on a bus for the train station. After figuring out which train to take, we were pretty much golden. It’s really easy to get to Amsterdam from Maastricht. It’s only one train, so we just found some seats and settled in. I immediately passed out, since I’d only had 3 hours of sleep the night before and soon the ticket taker was asking for my ticket. As it turns out the seats we were in really were too good to be true as the conductor booted us out of first class to find some nonexistent seats in second class. Haha…

When we got to the train station, we followed the directions from the website on how to get to the hostel via tram. Drew bought a strippenkaart (bus pass thingy) so we wouldn’t have to pay so much each ride. We got off where it told us to get off, but unfortunately the street that the hostel was on was nowhere to be found. So we stopped at this pub to have dinner and relax a little after the trip. Our waitress pointed us in the right direction to get to our hostel after dinner, but her instructions were sort of vague. We eventually found the little back street we were looking for and followed it to our hostel. I was awfully proud of us for making it there. ☺ I was pleasantly surprised by the room. It was basically a hotel room with four bunk beds in it. There were only four of us, so we were expecting four other roommates to show up eventually, but they never did. The four of us played a couple of rounds of circle of death and then headed out to find some places to hang out in Amsterdam. We went back to this area we had passed on the tram where there were a bunch of bars around. We went into one pub and had a pint and then went out exploring again. As we passed this bar called Boom Chicago, an American girl stopped us and asked if we wanted to enter a beer pong tournament (they call it bierbal). The guys were pretty stoked about it, so we told her we’d be back. We wandered a little bit more around the area and made it back to Boom Chicago for the start of the tournament. We each got a free pint with our registration and we picked teams. I’m TERRIBLE at beer pong (my theory is that it’s because I’m so short….I can’t see into the cups!!!) but Drew registered me as his teammate anyway. He called our team “the Tarheels” and I was okay with it only because I don’t mind representing someone else’s team badly. Kyle and Nick’s team was Indiana and they represented pretty well. Needless to say, Drew and I lost three matches miserably (I made four cups, though! A record for me I think…) and Kyle and Nick ended up in third place I think. They ended up losing in the game before the finals to an IU alum, which I don’t really count as a loss. While we were there we met a pair of Aussies who were just there to watch the tournament. They were really funny and kept yelling the “Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi, Oi” thing randomly.

After the tournament we went for a walk down to the red light district. It was everything I expected it to be except that I didn’t expect it to make me quite so sad. I mean, those girls are making crazy good money and it’s regulated and taxed and all that. Theoretically it’s not so bad. But my stomach just turned when we saw the one guy get let into the window by the girl. The other thing is that the girls are actually REALLY pretty. I did not expect that, but for the most part they were gorgeous. Crazy. Apparently the boys kept getting offered cocaine by some sneaky guys while we were down there. I guess I just didn’t look like the type because no one approached me about that. Haha… Finally after all of this, we jumped (jumped…stumbled…what’s the difference?) in a cab and headed back to Trianon for bed.

We got up in the morning all set to see the Van Gogh and Rembrandt museums. We packed up all our junk and set out. The Van Gogh museum was AMAZING. I didn’t realize how much I actually liked his art until I saw a whole bunch of it together, but I just love it. It’s just so unique and interesting to look at. It’s cool to find something new to love like that. They didn’t let us take pictures inside so that was sort of a bummer, but I don’t think I’ll be able to forget quickly. My favorite was this one that Van Gogh painted for his new nephew called Almond Blossoms. It’s just gorgeous. I really like the ones of flowers or trees or landscapes or cityscapes that use lots of color. Actually, I like them all…..it’s so crazy! It’s really interesting to watch the way his art developed over his life. After Van Gogh we had these crepe-like pancakes that were to die for and then went to what we thought was the Rembrandt museum. It turned out to be the Rijksmuseum. It was basically a history of the Netherlands. It does have a huge Rembrandt wing though. We saw a whole bunch of his art, and it’s just astonishing how precise and realistic the Rembrandts are. There was one painting that featured an old lady and her hand is painted so realistically it’s almost scary. The Rembrandts are amazing, but the Van Goghs I would want in my house. That’s the distinction for me if that makes sense to anyone else. ☺ We weren’t allowed to take pictures in the Rijksmuseum either unfortunately.

After that last museum, we were exhausted (again, very little sleep the night before) and so we headed to the trains. It’s much more difficult to get back to Maastricht from Amsterdam as we learned. You have to take three different trains and navigate all the train station stops in under five minutes. It wasn’t as hard as I thought it would be initially, though. We made all our switches and then I passed out hard on the last train and slept until Maastricht. Thank goodness the boys were a bit more alert than I was and were able to wake me up to get off the train. I hung out with the girls when we got home Saturday and we ended up at the Highlander later that night. I punked out by 1, though, because I was SO exhausted.

25 January 2009

I slept in until 11 Sunday morning and then got some stuff done. I went for a long, awesome run through Maastricht which really helped me get my bearings better and then I joined the gym and worked out a bit. It’s a nice little gym—all life fitness equipment. It’s going to be good to have that. Later I tried to find some boots to buy (everyone here wears boots and they’re so cute!) but I couldn’t find any that fit and were in my price range. The Superbowl was set to start at midnight, so around that time we headed over to the Highlander to watch the game on the big screen. They had the sound off (grr!) and they weren’t going to stay open for the whole game, so we relocated to The Shamrock and hung out there for a while. I was for the Cardinals, and they were getting killed the first three-ish quarters so Wade, Kyle, and I headed home near the end of the third quarter. As I read today, it got really exciting there at the end, but it was already 3:30 am and I had class at 8:30 the next morning. Also, there weren’t any commercials here!!! Can you imagine that? A Superbowl without the commercials? It was sad for me. Plus the sound didn’t work on the TVs at The Shamrock, so we couldn’t really hear anything there either. The bartender made a valiant effort during half-time, though, and played a Springsteen CD, but it just wasn’t the same. Hahah… It was weird to watch the Superbowl where no one really cares about the Superbowl.

26 January 2009

Classes started today! Actually, according to my schedule classes were supposed to not happen today, but the syllabus had a topic for today so I went anyway. (Again on less than five hours’ sleep.) Kyle and I have the same class at the same time but with a different teacher, so we made a VERY successful attempt to find FEBA (the business building). I was so surprised that we made it, but we definitely did. We even found our classrooms in plenty of time. Unfortunately when I went into mine and set up shop at 8:25 am, I realized that I was in the wrong class somehow. I showed the teacher my schedule and he said that I was in the right room according to my print-out, but that Organization Design (my class) was not the class that was going on. So I waited out in the hall. Kyle’s class was out there, too, because his teacher was late and so we all just milled around. Finally his teacher showed up and we all headed into that classroom. Eventually we figured it all out and my teaching, Johanna Martinez, found us an empty classroom across the hall.

It turns out that there was some new scheduling system that had double booked our room and that had also given Johanna the wrong list of students so none of us were even on her list. Also, the system had told all the students that there wouldn’t be class during week 6 (that’s this week) and so only four kids showed up because no one else had checked the syllabus I guess. It was quite a mess, but from the introduction today, I think I’m going to enjoy the class. Johanna seems really nice and laid back and I met a nice girl from Dusseldorf that I hung out with for a while after class as we waited in line for our books. By the way, books in Europe are just as expensive as they are at home, but there’s no buy back here!! Miserable! I’m not sure what I’m doing yet this weekend, but hopefully it’ll be something crazy fun! The girls are going to Amsterdam this weekend, but I’m not sure I want to go again so soon. We shall have to see…